The Beanie Bubble (2023) Film Review

Rating 15
Length 1h50
Release 21.07.2023
Director Frank Coraci
About The unbelievable tale of one of America’s most fascinating phenomena — Beanie Babies. Flashing back to the ’90s and early 2000s, an in-depth look at how the era-defining zeitgeist came to be.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: Apple TV
Trailer:

The Good

Our leading ladies are incredible. They command their individual stories and make for engaging heroes.

The story of the beanie baby rise and fall is pretty interesting. There’s an anticipation that is enjoyable because of the fact that we find Ty is a dick and, as an audience, we know how it all ends.

The Bad

There is a simpler, much more linear, story to be told that would have made this a more appealing movie. While the movement through time and between the stories of the three women is clever, it is an alienating device.

Its a slow burn. A little too slow at times, you just don’t realise it because the chopping and changes gives a false sense of progression.

The Ugly

Those fucking cats! How on earth they sold is beyond me. If only people of the 80s realised how shit they were and this uber narcissist would never have been successful.

Zach Galfifianakis without a beard is all kinds of wrong. That man was so attached to his beard, he refused to shave it for Hangover 3. I was so unbelievably distracted for the entire film.

Final Thoughts

Certainly worth a watch, and a trip to a time that I’m certainly not ready to consider nostalgia.

Captain Marvel (2019) Film Review

Discover what makes a her(o).

Rating 12
Length 2h04
Release 08.03.2019
Director Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck
About Amidst a mission, Vers, a Kree warrior, gets separated from her team and is stranded on Earth. However, her life takes an unusual turn after she teams up with Fury, a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: Disney+
Trailer:

The Good

Ben Mendelsohn has a voice I could listen to all day, he also is clearly enjoying his job as the potential big bad that isn’t all that he seems. Through his character we’re given the skrull and their plight. The story arc is incredibly real world and this film lays a strong foundation for further development.

The 1995 setting and music is really wonderful. Not as iconic as Guardians of the Galaxy’s mix tape, but it really grounds the story in the 90s. The only shame of it all is that we don’t get more films in this time frame.

The Bad

One person who is good at playing bad is Jude Law. Once it’s out in the open, Law really hams the role in a way so many others before him should have.

Not so sure how I feel about the inclusion of Ronan. We know that nothing will happen to him in this film because of Guardians, but also his threat of coming back for Carol is empty because we already know what happens to him beyond this film.

The Ugly

CGI Fury and Coulson do not hold up to repeated viewings. Actually, it didn’t hold up the first time. Vast improvements on the dead eyed look from films like Polar Express, but there’s a shininess that stops you from forgetting they are CGI faces.

The timeline hijinks in an attempt at mystery ends up being really annoying. It made the plot convoluted for the sake of it and raised more questions that never really get answered.

Final Thoughts

While it wasn’t such an amazing watch at the time of release, it’s improved greatly under the comparison of the messy and aimless Phase Five.

Great Expectations (1946) Film Review

Moths and all sorts of ugly creatures hover about a lighted candle. Can the candle help it?

Rating U
Length 1h58
Release 26.12.1946
Director David Lean
About A humble orphan boy in 1810s Kent is given the opportunity to go to London and become a gentleman, with the help of an unknown benefactor.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: BBC IPlayer
Trailer:

The Good

John Mills and Alec Guiness are incredible in their individual rights. I’ve loved them both in anything I’ve watched. However, having them in a film together and sharing scenes is simply delightful.

The film stays rather true to the book, but it also makes some excellent choices when it comes to editing the narrative. Removing sections involving the attack and death of Mrs Joe, allows a much smoother transition from Pip’s childhood and into his adult life.

Young Pip and Joe are both adorably played by their respective actors.

The Bad

For me, the actresses who play Estella are a bit mismatched. I personally preferred the actress playing the younger Estella, so it meant that once the adult appeared, I found it difficult to engage with her. Perhaps more a testament to Jean Simmons good acting than suggesting Valerie Hobson was bad.

The Ugly

The final act felt a little rushed and lacking in detail; particularly the last few character connections that would have all the separate narratives woven together finally.

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Final Thoughts

A near perfect film with such incredible cast; up there with Its a Wonderful Life and A Matter of Life and Death.

Game Night (2018) Film Review

Is that a knife in your bullet hole?

Rating 15
Length 1h33
Release 02.03.2018
Director John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein
About When Max and Annie play a harmless murder mystery game with Max’s brother Brooks and some friends, things begin to take surprising twists and turns as not all is what it seems to be.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: BBC IPlayer
Trailer:

The Good

Jesse Plemons as the creepy neighbour. He can play stupid really well, but his creepy is another level. Like, serial killer sort of creepy. And it’s played so straight that makes it even funnier.

I love Ryan! Best pretty but dumb in a film in a long while.

Sharon Horgan is the MVP of the whole film. The tone she uses all the way through just makes all her interactions with everyone, Ryan mostly, a thousand times funnier.

The transition scenes are really cool and make the vehicles and items of focus look miniature.

The Bad

Jason Bateman’s character is typically tightly wound. Unfortunately here it’s to the point that you wonder how they have a regular standing game night for this premise to work. Not a chance would I put up with the expectation and restrictions he has in place. I hate those type of people when playing games.

The Ugly

I hate the sibling conflict that appears in this film, and many other films. One who plays the passive aggressive card to put the other down until it reaches a fever pitch. It’s not a funny thing to watch and having the person who is put down not believed only to forgive the sibling by the end.

The problem with these set ups in which the protagonists don’t know what they’re involved in is real, is that their actions become cringeworthy.

Final Thoughts

It’s no Horrible Bosses, but it’s not a disastrous watch.

Bottoms (2023) Film Review

You don’t care about feminism. Your favorite show is Entourage!

Rating 15
Length 1h32
Release 03.11.2023
Director Emma Seligman
About Unpopular best friends PJ and Josie start a high school fight club to meet girls and lose their virginity. They soon find themselves in over their heads when the most popular students start beating each other up in the name of self-defense.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: Amazon Prime
Trailer:

The Good

Ruby Cruz, Kit of the Willow tv show, shows another layer to her acting in her vulnerable, humorous, outlier. While I would give anything for season 2 and 3 of Willow, I’m happy to see Cruz in something. There’s something familiar and androgynous about the role of Hazel. Almost like the love child of Buffy’s Oz, Stranger Things’ Robin and Ghostbuster’s Egon.

This film is bat shit crazy in the best way. It’s funny, delves into real issues and goes to the extreme when needed. The final act is so unhinged that you have no choice but to go with it.
This is Booksmart, meets Jawbreaker by way of Jennifer’s Body and Metal Lords. I could list more because the setting and the story is ultimately familiar, yet there’s a unique and fringe quality that gives this an edge.

Alo Edebiri is proving there will be life after The Bear. Awkward but leader-worthy is currently her niche, and much like the Emmy winning show, she plays it really well.

The music is on point. It’s up there with Clueless and 10 Things I Hate About You for soundtracks you’ll want to listen to.

The Bad

The trope of building something up from a lie.
It’s a little tired because as soon as it starts, there’s only one way it can end. I really just wish there’s a way of having this film without that plot thread, or a subversion of our expectation upon the reveal.

The Ugly

The adults in the film totally suck. They’re terrible teachers, parents…. hell they’re terrible adults. As rubbish as they are though, it allows for everything to take place. Just prepare to hate all the adults and just roll with it. The minute you start questioning anything, the whole pack of cards fall down.

Final Thoughts

A brilliant, bat shit crazy movie that will not be everyone’s cup of tea.

Book Club: The Next Chapter (2023)

We’re on this trip, not because of fate, but because we’re best friends for fifty years.

Rating 12
Length 1h48
Release 12.05.2023
Director Bill Holderman
About Four best friends take their book club to Italy for the fun girls’ trip they never had. When things go off the rails, and secrets are revealed, their relaxing vacation turns into a once-in-a-lifetime cross-country adventure.
Moon: full moon during the evening meal
Where to Watch: Now TV
Trailer:

The Good

The four friends are well cast and it’s fun to see them take on a ‘trip abroad’ that normally would be teens or young adults. It allows for slightly different age-related tropes.

The presentation of Covid-19 was really well done and a good way to start the film and catch up with the four leads. However, I would say the rest of the proceedings do sort of move on as if there’s no further issue, but then again that is typical for society today.

It’s nice to have both Giancarlo Giannini (Bond) and Hugh Quarshie (Star Wars Prequels) on board to woo the ever wonderful Candice Bergen.

The Bad

There’s a tense threat that the tight-knit group is going to have a falling out that never transpires. As a result of this film being so loyal to its predictable plotting, it leaves the audience tense with expectation.

I don’t care that it is a fake out; Mary Steenburgen doesn’t cheat and I hate that even for a second I had to envision an ending where she has to break Craig T Nelson’s heart. Not funny. Not funny at all.

The Ugly

It’s all too predictable, and the bits that weren’t obvious were made as such by deliberate narration. Yes, there’s some comfort in it, but not all was necessary. It also makes the fake-outs predictable too.

Final Thoughts

An easy, offence-less, plot by numbers sequel.

Just Go With It (2011) Film Review

Sometimes a guy’s best wingman… is a wingwoman.

Rating 12
Length 1h57
Release 11.02.2011
Director Dennis Dugan
About A plastic surgeon convinces his assistant to join him along with his young girlfriend on a trip to Hawaii and pose as his ex-wife to cover up a lie, but he ends up complicating the situation further.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: Netflix
Trailer:

The Good

Jennifer Anniston shows us how truly funny she can be in this film. I know Friends was a comedy, but it was situational. This instead allows her to shine as an individual comedian.

By extension, the chemistry between Anniston and Adam Sandler is on fire. Not in a way that makes you wonder why they’re not together from the start, but there’s a friendship foundation that has the potential of something more triggered.

The Bad

Sweet Bailee Madison and her deliberately bad accent. I want to punch her every time she gets her ‘pip pip’ on.

The Ugly

Nicole Kidman is normally a sure thing for a quality performance, but this is beyond cringe-worthy. Her character is nasty, and totally worthy of naming a bowl movement after. Just when you think she cannot get worse, the hula competition happens.

Eddie and the sheep CPR was just not needed. As much as I want to like Nick Swardson and he does have a certain comic talent, I just really don’t find it funny.

Final Thoughts

A easy film to watch for when you just need to turn your brain off.

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012) Film Review

Discover the most MAGICAL film of the year

Rating 12
Length 1h33
Release 19.10.2012
Director Benh Zeitlin
About In the wake of her father’s ill health and the flooding of her home, Hushpuppy, a six-year-old girl, must brave prehistoric creatures called aurochs and seek out her lost mother.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: ITV Plus (Oscar Collection)
Trailer:

The Good

It’s such a beautiful film with an incredible, and unique, filmic style. With the fantasy element it is clearly a fictional piece, however by presenting the narrative within a documentary style it elevates the danger felt by all the people involved.

Hushpuppy, played by Quvenzhane Wallis, carries this film. The narration is enchanting and it adds to the love you’ll have for Hushpuppy and her headstrong behaviour.

The Bad

Another film about mankind’s mistreatment of the world and the impact it is having. The melting icecaps is an all too real a topic and the death and destruction a painful reminder of what is to come. It is a hard watch.

The Ugly

There’s a pain to be felt by following Hushpuppy during the environmental destruction of her home. The devastation of flooding is emotionally tense as it is, but add to it the back story of her mother and the current crisis with her father and it will leave you devestated.

Final Thoughts

An incredibly visual and emotional film that everyone much watch.

A Beautiful Mind (2001)

The Only Thing Greater Than the Power of the Mind is the Courage of the Heart

Rating 12
Length 2h15
Release 22.02.2002
Director Ron Howard
About John Nash, a brilliant but asocial mathematical genius, finds himself in pain when he encounters a cruel disorder. He ultimately overcomes his struggles and emerges free of any trauma.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: Now TV
Trailer:

The Good

Jennifer Connolly is incredible as Alicia Nash. The entire story arc is flawlessly portrayed. She provides the voice of reason, the spark of love and loyalty and a character the audience could empathise with.

The story is well told, not only in terms of structure but how Nash’s health dictates the narrative. Without giving away too much of the plot, there are interactions and structuring of the film that will make you want to rewatch.

While I struggled with the way in which Russell Crowe moved his mouth, and I relied on subtitles, the performance is incredible. The lucid, the crisis and the paranoia induced conspiracies are all well performed.

The Bad

The music was not the best. It felt brash and amateur considering this film is made by Ron Howard.

I would have loved to have spent more time in the college of Princeton. I understand why we needed the span that we had to understand Nash’s genius, however it equally could have been a film that resolved with the penning of his article.

The Ugly

While the impact Nash had on the world, there was little of that present in the film, instead choosing to focus upon the mental illness that perhaps sidelined his work for many years.
There’s so many biopics that focus on the negative and makes it feel that the audience is imposing on something too private, too intimate.

Final Thoughts

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Hope and Glory (1987) Film Review

Rating 15
Length 1h53
Release 03.09.1987
Director John Boorman
About A nine-year-old boy growing up in London during the Blitz enjoys an exhilarating childhood among the tragedies and ruins of World War II.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: BBC IPlayer
Trailer:

The Good

The final act in which we spend more time with the Grandfather is that sort of bittersweet nostalgia warmth you get from seeing a familiar relationship that you no longer have presented on screen.
Ian Bannen is perfect in the role and is able to successfully portray the man as a grumpy yet loving family man that takes Billy under his wing.

There’s a scene in which the Rowan family are caught in the middle of an air raid. The slow motion shows the impact of bombs dropped in England. The craft used to produce that scene is incredible; from the ripples on the faces, to the lighting used.

The Bad

It’s an odd one in that the quality of this film feels more like a TV drama than an internationally known, Oscar nominated, film. It’s incredibly well made and the story is gripping, but there’s something that’s lacking.

The Ugly

I almost wish the sex scenes were edited out to bring the rating down to at least a 12. Not that it isn’t well done, and it is somewhat necessary to the plot. However, by removing these scenes, you would create a perfect film for younger viewers.
This would make for an incredible educational film; having a protagonist of 9 years old is a perfect focus for those initially learning about WWII and the conditions during the Blitz.

Final Thoughts

Charming, flawed, yet really funny. Another film that needs to be watched by everyone.

Witness for the Prosecution (1957) Film Review

Rating U
Length 1h56
Release 30.01.1957
Director Billy Wilder
About A lawyer is troubled when a supposedly conscientious woman testifies against her husband. However, the motives behind her testimony put him in an ethical dilemma.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: BBC IPlayer
Trailer:

The Good

Charles Laughton, best known to me as Henry Hobson in Hobson’s Choice, is an absolute cantankerous delight as barrister Sir Wilfred Robards, pulled into a court case against Doctor’s orders when his nurse confiscates his cigars.
It’s very rare to have the gravitas Laughton has, and give the range of humour, vulnerability and anger that he does. He’s perfectly cast and carries this film, from start to finish.

Elsa Lanchester, Laughton’s real life wife, as Miss Plimsoll is the perfect addition to the original Agatha Christie plot. The chemistry and bickering between the two is some of the bests scenes in the film and I do actually wish she was in more.

There’s some beautiful shots in the film, particularly the Oxford Street establishing shot in which the reflection of the road, the bus and the crowd is seen while Mrs French is trying on hats in the shop.

The Bad

I disliked the Vole flashback showing how he met Christine. There’s no chemistry between them and the scene is rather clunky. After also having such extensive flashbacks with Mrs French, it may have been better to have Vole in the present relay the information.

The Ugly

The decoration of Mrs French’s living room with African art gives away more about her than perhaps we would like? It’s established that she’s wealthy; that’s the motive for murder. However, the African art could indicate a source of her money. It’s hard to not think this when appropriated art hangs like animal heads in a hunting lodge. It sucks.

By extension the anti-foreign sentiment is a painful reminder that xenophobia today is nothing new. Not only is it presented by many characters as a personal view “we should have an embargo on foreign wives,”, it’s expressed within the courtroom too.

Final Thoughts

An incredible film, and one all must watch but pales in comparison to another law-based Oscar contender for 1967: 12 Angry Men (1967).

Jojo Rabbit (2019) Film Review

Rating 12
Length 1h48
Release 01.01.2020
Director Taika Waititi
About Hitler Youth cadet Jojo Betzler firmly believes in the ideals of Nazism manifested by his imaginary friend, Adolf Hitler. However, his foundations are shaken when he finds a Jewish girl in his house.
Moon: no moon sighting
Where to Watch: Disney+
Trailer:

The Good

Sam Rockwell portrays his character so unbelievably well. Giving enough to make you question who he might be. Or rather, hope, he is who we think he might be. The presence of doubt allows for jeopardy at important turning points in the film.

That opening with a German-language version of I Want to Hold Your Hands by the Beatles is an absolute genius choice of song, particularly when the film then doubles down with brightness and joyful “youth Hitler” camp, that mirrors the height of Beatle Mania. It’s odd, it’s juxtaposed to everything other films have represented any element of WWII, but that’s exactly why it is so clever.

There’s a visual element that’s reminiscent of work by Wes Anderson and so it gives me as a viewer my favourite part of his work, without the heaviness that I find with his dialogue and choice of music. I’m now honestly, wanting a team up between him and Waititi.

The young stars are incredible and walk the line between absolute innocence and old before their time without it feeling like Bugsy Malone. The character of Jojo is well presented and has a clear story arc and growth.

The Bad

As much as this film will make you laugh, it most definitely will counter with tears. It doesn’t hold back on the truth about Hitler’s regime, and the death, hate and destruction that comes with it.

The Nazi

Having Taika Waititi play Hitler is as powerful as the musical number within The Producers by Mel Brooks, proving yet again the best way to present the biggest evil is to poke fun and laugh.
Waititi, while scary at the end when everything has gone awry for Germany, also retains an element of a child-like tantrum seen throughout the film. I couldn’t think of anyone better to pull this off.
He’s also right; being of Jewish heritage and playing Hitler, is the biggest ‘fuck you’ to the guy. I couldn’t be more proud of him as a director, and levity aside, I cannot imagine how difficult it would have been for Taika Waititi to do this.

Final Thoughts

You have to be in the right frame of mind for this satire. I tried to watch this in 2020, and I didn’t get past the rabbit test scene. Perhaps it was that I was too deep into the Covid isolation, but I struggled and bailed. This time though, I discovered the most beautiful film that had a lot to say about love, despite the overwhelming hate all around.