As the title suggests, this review contains many a spoiler for Avengers Endgame

The Good
⢠The Nebula/ Stark relationship. Bloody hell, I never knew I needed that pairing. I loved that it showed how much both of them had grown. Tony shows a lot more patience than he did for Peter (sob) and Nebula is … well, the fact that sheâs not killing him is amazing. His âyouâve wonâ, her joy at winning and her insisting he eats made my heart ache. Thereâs the added bonus of giving her a Beatles inspired nickname!
⢠Time travel!! So much good from this. The references, the Easter eggs. Basically, itâs this that gives Endgame the Bad Wolf feel. Itâs not flawless by any means, but Iâm not going to complain. Not in this section anyway. It allows the middle act to be a âgreatest hitsâ of the last decade.
⢠Captain America; swearing, fighting and passing the torch. Everything about the end of his story arc is awesome. Itâs a fitting bow out and a kind way to âkillâ Steve Rogers.
⢠âHail Hydraâ was the best Easter egg that gained a whoop from the audience and brought me more joy than the swears. Cap wielding MjĂślnir is something fans have been waiting for since Age of Ultronâs post party worthiness test.
⢠Tony Stark has some brilliant moments in this film. His story literally couldnât have been written, or acted, and better.
⢠The cameos are brilliant, the best being RenĂŠ Russoâs reprisal as Thorâs mother and John Slattery as Howard Stark. Anyone who has lost a parent will know how much they wish for moments both Stark and Thor get. Theyâre tender scenes, with the right balance of humour thrown in.
⢠Peter Parker and his beautiful and oh so god damn polite ways. In the middle of battle, he still finds time to introduce himself to Captain Marvel.
⢠âWeâve got her covered.â Itâs fair to say that this is still very much a âboyâs clubâ film (on screen, our female characters are relatively isolated from each other), but there is one moment in which the film does give the audience a wonderful sisterhood. It gave me goosebumps and tears of joy. THESE. WOMEN. CAN.
The Bad
⢠Time travel. Iâm still a little unsure about how it all works and why killing baby Thanos wouldnât be the best plan. Itâs timey whimey nonsense. If you donât think about it too long, all is good.
⢠What happened to Goose?! Come on, he ATE one of those stones for safe keeping. Heâs invested.
⢠While I loved the scene dealing with the soul stone and I wouldnât have expected anything less, I donât know what to make of Natâs death. One, either itâs really shit because sheâll escape death when it comes to her solo outing. Or, as sources have informed me, weâre getting a movie that predates phases one and two; which is also shit (unless, at a push, itâs the infamous Budapest assignment), as she will never be in any danger. Plus, youâve wrapped up the Thanos saga… donât fuck about with the timeline. Leave it, move forward. The final thing I donât get, it was a trade: soul for soul. Steve gave it back; quid pro quo dear Red Skull.
⢠Itâs no oneâs fault as I donât think anyone would have predicted the juggernaut this franchise was going to be. Imagine if they had the foresight and was able to drop hints to some of the time travel and stone switches. It would have been glorious.
⢠Did the stones come with a user manual?! Did it include some form of âclap on, clap offâ technology? How did they know a click of the finger would bring people back? How did Tony know his finger snap would dust all the bad guys? Why was it a finger snap and not Death-Starring the whole glove up the userâs arse?! (Come on, if it was Deadpool, you know that would have been a thing)
⢠There were a few instances in which the CGI just wasnât up to its usual standard. While this is a spoiler review; Iâm not going to pinpoint these as they are the sort of thing that you might not notice the first time unless itâs pointed out.
The Ugly
⢠Captain Marvel. I mean what the actual fuck?! Youâve set up one of the best female heroes in cinematic history and you reduce her to a plot device?! We need Tony back on Earth in the first third (firstly, do you really?!), weâll use Captain Marvel to give the oxygen deprived ship a piggy back. You need the stones taken to the end field and all your players are tagged out; use Captain Marvel (side bar: this should have been Black Widow, the first female Avenger and nice symmetry to Infinity War).
⢠Captain Marvel doesnât have an emotional stake in the proceedings because we donât see her fight and the one person who called her to arms has zero interaction with her. ZERO! In fact, despite fans being informed that her namesake film is not required viewing to watch Endgame, Iâm not sure people would make the connection between the Infinity War pager credit sequence and the Swiss Army knife of superheroes.
⢠Errrr, Fury and Agent Hill didnât join fight? Neither has a line of dialogue! Nope! That is so many levels of wrong.
⢠What the FUCK happened to Loki?! Heâs got the tesseract after Hulkâs hissy over the stairs is thwarted and snides off like the snake he is. But, and this is timey whimey again, Tony and Steve go further back and steal it, preventing Battle of New York from happening unaware of Bruceâs promise. When theyâre returned, the battle still happens… so did Cap stop off and find Loki?!
⢠Hulk/Banner hybrid! What and why? There wasnât a resolution to his Erect-o-Hulk dysfunction. I get that itâs about him finding a balance; but heâs been reduced to such a ridiculous caricature that Iâd have rather had Howard the fucking Duck in his place. Everything that made him the best Banner/Hulk in Assemble has been fucked off in much the same way Luke tossed the sabre in Last Jedi.
Misc Question
⢠What the hell happened to Agent 13? Just because she was dropped as the Cap’s romantic interest doesn’t mean she couldn’t make an appearance, right?














