So… we got the call! I’ve attempted to complete it a few times over the last few weeks. But weddings, overgrown toddlers and books have gotten in the way. So with a drink in hand and my best friend at my side, we finally got to grips with the questions.
Big thanks to https://nevernotreadingblog.wordpress.com/2017/08/09/hogwarts-tag/amp/ for tagging us.
AM I A PUREBLOOD, HALF-BLOOD, OR MUGGLE BORN?
H: Total Muggle.
G: Same as Han, total muggle!
WHICH WAND CHOSE ME?
H:
G: Alder and Unicorn Hair, 10 and ¾ inch
DID I TAKE AN OWL, CAT, RAT, OR TOAD WITH ME?
H: I picked a cat, ideally a ginger cat. I have a soft spot for gingers in all walks of life, so it was the natural choice. It would be a male, very friendly and loyal. Only I’d spot this beautiful creature in the shop and I’d name him Janus.
G: I picked a snowy owl. I think they are stunningly beautiful and I remember seeing one on my porch roof when I was 3 or 4 years old. It stayed there for a day or two and then we never saw it again, I’m pretty sure it must’ve escaped from someone’s aviary, although as a child I just remember thinking it was magical because I’d never seen such a nice white bird (as seagulls are clearly evil chip stealers, even at a young age I knew this!)
WHERE DID THE SORTING HAT PUT ME?
H: Ravenclaw– it lies. When I did this years ago, it put me in Hufflepuff. All the quizzes put me in Hufflepuff, but in the last year I’ve been getting Ravenclaw. Have I really changed that much?
G: Ravenclaw, and I’m stunned. Every quiz I’ve previously done, including this one years ago, have put me in Slytherin. Therefore I’m going with Slytherclaw from now on.
WHAT HOUSE DID I WANT TO BE IN?
H: Hufflepuff and proud. I have the t-shirt and everything. I’m a Hufflepuff and you can’t make me move!
G: Slytherin, but Ravenclaw would be my second choice so I’m happy to be Slytherclaw!
WHAT LESSONS ARE MY FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE?
Favourites:
H:The year in which Professor Lupin was running Defence Against the Dark Arts, it became my favourite. I secretly had a crush on the Professor. Okay, so it wasn’t so secret. I think this makes me a hipster Huffle! After all, I didn’t join the many fawning over Lockheart the previous year.
I prefer my men brave, moral and good hearted. So, his clothes were threadbare; that’s what happens when society is prejudiced against afflictions people have no control over.
It might surprise people to hear, but I really enjoyed potions lessons. I got the impression Snape didn’t like me all that much; mainly because I was too clumsy and flighty but that didn’t stop me having a blast in his class. Still, I had a lot of respect for the overgrown bat. He knew people didn’t like him, but he didn’t care.
G: Potions was my all-time favourite. The idea that you could mix a few ingredients together to create something so powerful was intoxicating. Snape himself is clearly a legend. I don’t think I’d have necessarily been a popular student, but I’d have certainly been an attentive one.
I also love the idea of being able to transfigure, particularly to the level of the Marauders and be an Animagus – and probably like them I’d have been unregistered. It always surprised me that it was never revealed in the books that Snape had the ability to transform into an actual bat, it seemed to me so likely that he would have added that to his repertoire.
Least favourites:
H: I didn’t enjoy Muggle Studies. I lived it, I didn’t need to study it. Weirdly, I’d get things wrong as well, not because I was wrong (It was how baking a potato would be done in my house), but it wasn’t what was in the text book!
G: Divination. Absolute nonsense and a waste of time that could be better spent learning something that had an actual use.
THE FORM MY PATRONUS TAKES:
H: A bloody Wild Rabbit. I bloody hate rabbits. If I’d have a choice mine would be a hippo.
G: A vole apparently. I literally have no idea why or what this means! I do remember being on a family day trip to Matlock and sitting by the river (or canal? It was water anyway!) and me and my brother feeding the water voles with the remnants of our Sonic the Hedgehog biscuits. That biscuit reference alone indicates quite how long ago this was!
WHAT DOES A BOGGART LOOK LIKE FOR ME?
H: My boggart takes the form of an empty room. My biggest fear is isolation so a room in which I am alone would suffocate me.
G: A Pennywise from IT type clown, and as a muggle I’d have been aware of this reference.
DO I PARTAKE IN ANY MAGICAL HOBBIES OR SCHOOL SPORTS?
H: I think I’d be involved in something underground, like the DA! I’m not sporty in the slightest, but I would attend Quidditch matches.
G: As much as I’d love to be on the Quidditch team I am massively uncoordinated. Uh, so Duelling Club?
WHERE WOULD I FIND MYSELF HANGING IN MY FREE TIME?
H: The library or Hufflepuff common room (not Ravenclaw! You can’t make me)…. Reading, writing or listening to music.
G: I’m assuming Gem would be with me with this.
WHAT WOULD I MOST LIKELY GET DETENTION FOR?
H: Either being clumsy and making a mess; annoying Filtch or forgetting to complete my homework. I’d start it, get distracted and completely forget about it.
G: Cheeking the teacher, wandering around after hours or arguing with fellow students who disagreed with my opinion!
WHAT CAREER DO I WANT AFTER LEAVING HOGWARTS?
H: I would work in muggle relations and education. I’d reform Muggles Studies and ensure that it’s kept up to date to ensure wizards don’t freak non-magic folk out by brushing their hair with forks.
G: I love the idea of being an Auror and capturing and putting away the truly dark wizards. I think there are various levels of power, and whilst it’s perfectly ok to seek to further your knowledge in a particular subject (such as potions) it is unacceptable to use that power to discriminate against people, or to take it as far as Voldermort’s loyal Death Eater’s did.
I think other than that, I would probably just end up in a random role within the Ministry of Magic and try and work my way up!
So there we have it, we’ve finally sat down and completed it. Phew!
Lovely cat. My Willow has similar colours, and Maisie is black. I’m a Gryffinclaw, so I’m all for split-house pride.
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We are accepting of all here at queens of geekdom. The colouring is awesome isn’t it 😍
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