
Winter Landscape by Caspar David Friedrich (1811)



Placeholder- I’m going to complete this later as I’ve bought none of my presents yet
Well, this year I’m preparing by taking the week before for myself: I need to look after me so that I can deal with the Christmas before me.
Firstly, how rubbish am I for having placeholders every day for the last week.
Secondly, this isn’t my remit. I have no idea for stocking stuffers



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My favourite memory is from when I was a teen and is actually of Christmas Eve.
My brother took me to see Small Soldiers. It was at the height of my love for Spinal Tap and couldn’t wait to identify the characters they voiced.
Other than it being a good film, I remember little else. I know we got KFC on our way home, but I couldn’t tell you what presents I got the next day. Just remember being happy.

In lessons.
As a teacher, you’re often crawling to the end of term. It feels like there is no end in sight and while ‘two weeks’ might seem like it’s less than, say, 50 lessons; there is some satisfaction with crossing them off.
I was meant to be pictures of where I like, but either home (London or Liverpool) would be a bit rubbish so I’m instead going to provide you photos of the literal Winter Wonderland that overtakes London every year.
Actually, since it snowed… you can have a bit of both…



So, I’m not really able to be creative with my Christmas dinner so, assuming I find Domnhall Gleeson under the tree this year (or a beautiful ginger substitute)… I’d like to have our three course Christmas dinner prepared for next year.
Starter
Chicken Liver Pate; made at home, with love, the night before.

Main
Roast beef, roast parsnips, carrot and swede ribbons, shredded sprouts with bacon, roast potatoes and the biggest vat of caramalised onion gravy.
Pudding
Christmas Tiramisu- Replacing the wine with amaretto and I’d throw in a bit of cinnamon and stewed apples too.

All three cookies use a gingerbread base of butter, sugar and golden syrup from this year’s Waitrose recipe:
This recipe for gingerbread can be used to make a whole range of decorations, gifts and, of course, gingerbread people. Get the children to help roll and cut out the dough, and to decorate the biscuits.
125g unsalted butter
100g dark muscovado sugar
4 tbsp golden syrup
325g plain flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
2 tsp ground ginger
Supercook Writing Icing (optional)
Elf
Gingerbread
Santa
The ginger was substituted with Chocolate power, mild chilli powder and the zest & juice of two limes.
Reindeer
The ginger is substituted with chai latte powder and salted caramel syrup.